I am telling you.  He is so handsome, so beautiful, has such engaging smile.  His looks have the power to turn your knees into jelly.  If he looked at you a moment longer, I swear you would die.

Okay.

Okay? just okay?

So what do you want me to do?

Nothing.  Just stay away from him.  If  I was his age I would marry him in a heartbeat.  I would  wash his socks. I would make a new dish every day, and feed him and feed him until he got fat , so fat that no other girl would look in his direction.  And  then … he will be mine – all mine!

Loser.

What did you say?

Nothing .