I am telling you. He is so handsome, so beautiful, has such engaging smile. His looks have the power to turn your knees into jelly. If he looked at you a moment longer, I swear you would die.
Okay? just okay?
So what do you want me to do?
Nothing. Just stay away from him. If I was his age I would marry him in a heartbeat. I would wash his socks. I would make a new dish every day, and feed him and feed him until he got fat , so fat that no other girl would look in his direction. And then … he will be mine – all mine!
What did you say?